Totally Funky New Voucher Code

Totally Funky would like to announce a new voucher code is now available allowing customers to save 10% off purchases. This voucher code will expire on 30th September 2009.

Code - AUTUMN10
Promotion - 10% Off
Expires - 30th September 2009

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Weird Stuff at Totally Funky

Do you need to buy a gift for someone a little different, or want to make someone smile with an unusual gift? Totally Funky have a great selection of 'weird' gifts that will amuse and light up anyones day, causing laughter or scratching their heads. Here are our favourites;

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Weird Stuff

Book Mark

Squashed flat book mark. Poor Mark! He has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise, his floppy body trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page of that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future and what else will he do now he’s dead!
Our Price £7.99

Dead Fred Pen Holder

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you!

Alleviate all that pent up aggression by stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished!

Morbid desktop pen holder made from silicone rubber. Blood splatter not included!
Our Price £7.99

Hanging Harry Light Pull

Hanging Harry bathroom light pull made from silicone rubber. You can't help Harry to see the light, it's too late. Harry is already dead! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights.

Hangman's noose and 2m of rope included so you don't have to know how to tie your own knots! Just replace the whole cord of your light pull.
Our Price £7.99

The Mind Expanding Brain

New addition to the optical illusion range that never fail to amaze and amuse. You will want to try this on everyone. Follow the instructions for a mind altering experience to expand your universe. Simply spin the wheel and watch for 20 seconds, then look at your brain to see the effect!
Our Price £4.99

Mutant Dolls

These Mutant Dolls have huge character and appeal. There are unlimited designs available. All come packaged, with a Key Chain and Sucker attached to the label on top of the head, so they can be attached to any surface like a car window or computer screen, or to bags, anything you like!

They arrive in the warehouse in assorted, random packs, so it's lucky dip with design. Size approx 10 x 13cm.

All handmade, each one unique, lots of fabulous quirky characters. Some are girls, some are boys, some we're just not sure!
Our Price £5.99

Nothing

Nothing... for the person who has everything. The ultimate in minimalism. Less is more, more or less. Nothing is simple. Nothing is sacred.

Open the pack and be enthralled when nothing happens. Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savour the moment. Soon you'll discover that Nothing really is so much better than something.
Our Price £4.99

Splat Stan Coaster

Splat Stan is a silicone rubber drinks coaster. Stan got splatted protecting your table top form tea and coffee stains! Ideal for use at your desk or on your bedside table.
Our Price £7.99

Stress Paul

Stress Paul soft rubber stress ball. Feeling overwhelmed, tense, under pressure? Dont get stressed, take it out on poor old Paul and keep your sanity!

Paul is there for all your stress-busting needs - if you’re frustrated at work, or your computer keeps crashing, he’s always there by your side. Keep him on your desk at home or at work. He’ll fit conveniently in your pocket or handbag ready for some hand crushing relief.
Our Price £7.99

Ouch! Toothpick Holder

OUCH! - the voodoo doll toothpick holder! Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting OUCH! the voodoo-it-yourself
toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times.
Our Price £7.99

Remote Control Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" (19.7 cm) tall, plastic Remote Control Zombie will trudge forward and groan when you activate him by pressing the button on the 2-3/4" (7 cm) long brain-shaped remote. Horrifyingly entertaining!
Our Price £24.99

Voucher Code

Code - AUGUSTDISC
Promotion - 10% Off Your Order
Expires - 31st August 2009

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Totally Funky Top Ten Best Sellers

Here are the top selling products available from Totally Funky;

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Top Ten Best Sellers

Jammy Lips

Sweet as sugar and perfect for creating kissable lips, these delicious flavoured lip balms will be a tasty addition to your handbag. These pots of flavoured lip balm come in 4 scrumptious flavours including Strawberry, Honey, Cherry and Raspberry.

Jammy Lips are designed to look just like tiny pots of jam and come complete with gingham packaging so you can bring a touch of summery sweetness to your lips. They may smell good enough to eat but don’t be tempted to spread them on your toast instead of your lips!
Our Price £3.50

Paper Plane Coin Purse

This fabulously funky Paper Plane Coin Purse is the ultimate in quirky accessories and is part of a cool new range of bags, purses and travel accessories in the style of airmail, postcards and packages.

This super sweet Paper Plane Coin Purse will brighten up any girl’s handbag with its charm. It measures 14cm and has a simple popper and zip fastening mechanism. The ultra cute slogan ‘Save Your Pennies 4a Rainy Day' has been lovingly stitched onto the Paper Plane Coin Purse and puts the perfect final touches to this totally individual purse.
Our Price £11.99

Blow Monkey Nail Dryer

There is no cuter way to dry your nails than with the adorable Blow Monkey Nail Dryer. Simply paint your nails then lightly press on the banana button and this funky little primate will blow a stream of cool air onto your nails to get them nice and dry.

Measuring 11cm, this nail varnish dryer will fit perfectly on your dressing table and is small enough to be taken on your travels. The 2 AAA batteries are included with the nail varnish dryer, so all you have to do it sit back and relax as your nails are dried before your very eyes. This would be a great gift for any girl who loves to be glamorous.
Our Price £5.99

Paper Plane Make-Up Bag

This would be the perfect present for any girls who love cosmetics and all things girlie. Pretty in pink and adorably cute, this Paper Plane Makeup Bag is the essential fashion accessory to store your makeup.

The vintage style Paper Plane Make Up Bag is part of the exciting range of bags, purses and travel accessories inspired by packages, postcards and letters. This postcard style make up bag is 17.5cm and is large enough to store all of your beauty essentials. The cute as a button sentiment and attention to detail makes this Paper Plane Makeup Bag a great gift.
Our Price £14.99

Ice Cream Lip Balm

Do you love ice cream and want super-smooth lips? Then these ice cream flavoured lip balms combine the two to create a delicious and practical way to keep your lips luscious and tasting sweet enough to kiss.

The lip balm comes in a party pack of 4 flavours including Strawberry, Mint Choc Chip, Bubble Gum and Chocolate Fudge Brownie, all of which are presented in cute miniature ice cream tubs. Twist up the little pots to apply the lip balm and you’ll have sweet summary lips in seconds. Keep one and give the rest away to your mates so you can all have perfect pouts.
Our Price £6.99

Morph Key Ring

Remember Morph, the animated plasticine character that appeared alongside Tony Hart on kid's TV? Well, now you can carry him around with you in the form a key ring.

Attach the cute character to house keys, car keys or a bag and fondly remember your childhood days spent in front of the TV watching Take Hart or Hartbeat.

Available in two styles: 'arms open' and 'waving'.

Each Morph figure is approximately 5cm tall.
Our Price £3.99

Naughty But Nice Lip Gloss - 4 Pack

Naughty but Nice lip gloss small pack - The Petit Four! Perfect for sharing with friends and for girly sleepover parties. This delightful little gift set contains four petit yummy pots of juicy and creamy lip gloss styled in the shape of your favourite patisserie pleasure.

With four utterly scrumptious flavours and sweet matching pot designs you will be lip smackingly gorgeous in no time! Flavours are raspberry cream, cream tart, strawberry cream and choc cream puff.
Our Price £6.99

Paper Plane Wash Bag

Every girl needs a wash bag for those exciting weekends away and the Paper Plane Wash Bag is a unique and fabulously fun option.

You can pack all of your beauty essentials into this 22cm wash bag and still have plenty of room. The slogan ‘Wash Your Face and Wash Your Feet, Now it’s Time to Fall Asleep’ has been carefully stitched onto the wash bag and the illusion of the string attached to the bag adds the perfect final touch to this effortlessly cool and cute accessory. If your friends love their weekends away then this is the ideal gift for them.
Our Price £19.99

School Badge - Birthday Girl

Attention class... 100 lines for all those who don’t wear their birthday badge with pride! Make it clear who the birthday girl is on her special day with this retro chic school themed birthday girl badge. The ideal gift for your girlfriends on their birthdays, these fabulous birthday girl shield badges are presented on an old style school report card to complete the school girl theme.

The badges are painted pink and finished with decorative gold enamelwork. Other designs and colours are available in the old school shield style so you can purchase these for lots of different occasions.
Our Price £3.99

MonKEYS

Monkey around and transform your dull keys into cute accessories with these MonKEYS Key Covers. These perky primates are practical as well as cool as they are stretchable, durable and can cover a multitude of different sizes and styles of keys.

No longer will you mix up your front door with your back door key as MonKEYS Key Covers can colour code your keys and help you organise your pockets. Each pack contains 6 MonKEYS Key Covers so you can give some to your friends and let them unlock their inner chimp too!
Our Price £4.99

Voucher Code

Code - AUGUSTDISC
Promotion - 10% Off Your Order
Expires - 31st August 2009

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Totally Funky Latest Arrivals

Totally Funky have some great new arrivals available some of which can be seen below;

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Latest Arrivals

The Sock Exchange

6 odd business socks for men. Funk up your feet with these odd business socks - no two socks are the same. At work, with your shoes on, they look like coventional matching black socks, but kick your shoes off and hey presto, you've got funky feet!

Each box contains 6 socks comprising a random selection of designs shown in the image. Mix and match with each other to create 15 different combos.
Our Price £12.99

Big Duck - Cloud 9

If you like our range of luxury ducks, you'll love these super sized Big Bath Ducks. With a height of 15cm, these jumbo ducks make mincemeat of the original luxury ducks. The Big Cloud 9 Duck: "There's a silver lining behind every cloud and a rainbow after every storm." PVC construction.
Our Price £14.99

Big Duck - Pop Dot

If you like our range of luxury ducks, you'll love these super sized Big Bath Ducks. With a height of 15cm, these jumbo ducks make mincemeat of the original luxury ducks. The Big Pop Dot Duck: "Dot... Dot... Dot..." PVC construction.
Our Price £14.99

Big Duck - Pretty

If you like our range of luxury ducks, you'll love these super sized Big Bath Ducks. With a height of 15cm, these jumbo ducks make mincemeat of the original luxury ducks. The Big Pretty Duck: "Prettiest Duck In The Bath!" PVC construction.
Our Price £14.99

Shell Disc Wristie

If you have a friend who is impossible to buy a gift for because she has everything then you may just have found her the perfect present with this super funky bracelet. This multicoloured, elasticated shell bracelet is fun and fabulous and will add a touch of colour to any outfit.

The bracelet features flat shell discs in a variety of bright colours which makes it ideal for casual day wear at the office or for a party outfit for a night on the town. If you can’t bear to give such a delightful bracelet away then treat yourself to this gorgeous accessory!
Our Price £9.99

Rainbow Pearl Bracelet

The beautiful Rainbow Pearl Bracelet will add a touch of colour and fun to any outfit. Featuring pretty multi-coloured nugget pearls and crystal beads strung on 3 strands of silver thread, this delicate bracelet can be worn both day and night.

Adorn your wrists with these gorgeous fresh water pearls in a variety of fabulous colours. If you have a friend who appreciates some tasteful bling then treat her to this stunning bracelet. The Rainbow Pearl Bracelet measures approx 16.5cm plus extension links so you can adjust the size to fit your wrist. An equally beautiful Rainbow Pearl necklace is also available.
Our Price £7.99

Rainbow Pearl Necklace

The Rainbow Pearl necklace is made from natural, freshwater pearls which make it a beautiful and unique piece of jewellery suitable for wearing both day and night. This stunning necklace is made from pretty multi-coloured nugget pearls and crystal beads strung on 3 strands of silver thread.

The unique colour and shape of each individual pearl means that each necklace is one of a kind and will add a beautiful touch to any outfit. The necklace measures approx 39.5cm plus extension chain for additional length so you can choose how long the necklace is. Check out the matching bracelet that completes the Rainbow Pearl look.
Our Price £11.99

Millefiore Quinto Necklace

Stand out wherever you are with this stunning Millefiore Quinto glass necklace. Classically styled, this unique necklace is made from a combination of disc beads and smaller ball beads, all made from Millefiore glass. The shiny glass discs feature intricate floral details in a variety of bright colours. As every Millefiore bead is unique, the colours and style will vary from necklace to necklace making it a truly individual piece of jewellery.

This unique necklace measures approx 41.5cm with 7cm of extension chain and makes a superb birthday gift which even your most discerning friends will appreciate.
Our Price £11.99

Rainbow Shell Bracelet

This attractive Rainbow Shell Bracelet comprises small squares of shell strung in three separate strands. The Rainbow style uses dyed shell in a wide range of colours. The small squares vary in size but are roughly 5mm x 5mm. Matching necklace also available.

Measures approx 24cm including the extension chain.
Our Price £4.99

Rainbow Shell Necklace

This attractive Rainbow Shell Necklace comprises small squares of shell strung in three separate strands. The Rainbow style uses dyed shell in a wide range of colours. The small squares vary in size but are roughly 5mm x 5mm. Matching bracelet also available.

Measures approx 48cm including the extension chain.
Our Price £9.99

Voucher Code

Code - AUGUSTDISC
Promotion - 10% Off Your Order
Expires - 31st August 2009

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Totally Funky - Ducks

Want to make bath time more fun for your children? Now you can, with these various ducks brought to you by Totally Funky. There are a vast range of different designs available. Some of ducks available to you include Luxury Duck - Pretty and Reservoir Ducks - Black.

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Ducks
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Ducks

Luxury Duck - Pretty

The Pretty Duck: "Prettiest Duck In The Bath!" This designer duck makes the perfect bathtime companion. Comes gift boxed. Each duck measures 9cm high. PVC construction.
Not suitable for children under 36 months.
Price £5.99

Ducktor Who

Ducktor Who is the Doctor Who bath duck that fans can't resist. Perfect for time travelling adventures in the bath! Place the Glow Duck in water and watch the water-activated LED bulbs light up and change colour inside the duck. The light goes out when the duck is removed from the water.
The Doctor Who rubber duck is a sealed unit containing batteries and LED bulbs. The battery lifetime is about 45 hours use - this is the equivalent of 180, fifteen minute baths.
The batteries are NOT replaceable.
Not suitable for children under 12 months.
Price £6.99

Reservoir Ducks - Black

Reservoir Ducks, 2 box sets to collect. Each box contains 3 white Reservoir Ducks with coloured beaks. "Are you gonna quack all day little duckie, or are you gonna bite?"
Place them in the tub and watch the water-activated LED bulbs light up and change colour inside the duck. Very cool!
The battery lifetime of the duck is about 45 hours use - this is the equivalent of 180, fifteen minute baths. The batteries are NOT replaceable.
Please note: colours of beaks may vary from picture shown.
Not suitable for children under 12 months.
Price £12.99

Huge Duck

When size really matters, this huge duck is about 10 times bigger than your average bath duck. The monster of all bath ducks!
How many of these giant bath ducks could fit in your bath tub?
Size approx 13"
Price £14.99

Mini Duck Set - Love

Set of 3 miniature Love bath ducks. This designer duck set comprises mini versions of the I Love You Forever Duck, Sweetheart Duck, and the Hope + Hugs Duck. Perfect for a romantic bath time. Height 6cm.
Price £7.99

Quackers Darling Duck

Pouty pink with a cheeky heart print and detachable feather boa, Darling makes the perfect companion for fun at bath time and beyond.
The frivolous flapper for the sophisticated bather, Darling comes in a transparent gift box for easy wrapping!
Comes with assorted pink and purple feather boas. Lucky dip!
Height: 9cm
Price £5.99

Sweetheart Duckies

A pair of loved up mini ducks to play with when you share a bath with your partner, or simply indulge yourself with both ducks at bath time!
The story is when Sweetheart Duckies meet their mates and fall in love, little hearts begin to appear on their bodies. For each year that they live happily together another heart appears to show how much they love each other!
Each rubber duck measures 70mm tall.
Price £5.99

Tranny The Radio Duck

Riding the crest of the wave is Tranny, the radio duck. Not just a sitting duck, this is a transistor radio that floats in the bath and sings in the shower.
Just twist her tail to tune in and relax with your favourite sounds. An AM/FM fowl, Tranny is the hip hop sister in the duck domain, a sports result siren and a waterproof way of keeping abreast of the news and weather.
Battery operated and with fully waterproof speakers, Tranny the Radio Duck is the perfect gift for all radio heads.
Price £11.99

Luxury Duck - Space

The Space Duck: "One small waddle for duck... one giant waddle for duckind!" Comes gift boxed. Each duck measures 100 x 80 x 90mm. PVC construction.
Not suitable for children under 36 months.
Price £5.99

Luxury Duck - Smiley

The Smiley Duck: "Share your smile with those in need." Comes gift boxed. Each duck measures 9cm high. PVC construction.
Not suitable for children under 36 months.
Price £5.99

Voucher Code

Code - AUGUSTDISC
Promotion - 10% Off Your Order
Expires - 31st August 2009

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