Fed up with giving normal boring gifts? Look no further than Totally Funky where we have a great selection of silly gifts available guaranteed to bring a smile to the recipients face.
Contents:-Silly Gifts
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Silly GiftsCamo Golf Balls
Does golf just seem too easy sometimes? If you’re used to finding your golf ball nicely in the centre of the fairway then add some interest to your game with Camouflage Golf Balls. With these Camouflage Golf Balls you can be just like all the other less than perfect golfers and see your stroke rate rise.
If your golfing skills are not so great then buy these Camouflage Golf Balls for your friends at the golf club and watch them search the green for their ball while you concentrate on your hole-in-ones.
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£7.99MonKEYS
Monkey around and transform your dull keys into cute accessories with these MonKEYS Key Covers. These perky primates are practical as well as cool as they are stretchable, durable and can cover a multitude of different sizes and styles of keys.
No longer will you mix up your front door with your back door key as MonKEYS Key Covers can colour code your keys and help you organise your pockets. Each pack contains 6 MonKEYS Key Covers so you can give some to your friends and let them unlock their inner chimp too!
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£4.99Skeleton Keys
Glow in the dark skull caps for your keys! These key caps are perfect for boneheads who can’t remember which key goes where. 6 stretchy skulls in each pack.
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£4.99Robo-Keys
Robo-Keys - space age key covers. Fear not, humans! Robo-Keys have been sent to you from the future to help you identify your primitive terrestrial keys. Two retro robots in each pack.
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£4.99Control-A-Woman Remote
A remote control to make her do what you want! Control buttons include Calm Down, Hurry Up, Stop Nagging and Give Me Beer. No batteries required - powered by positive thinking.
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£5.99Control-A-Man Remote
A remote control to make him do what you want! Control buttons include Tell Truth, Listen, Propose, Stop Snoring and Talk About Feelings. No batteries required - powered by positive thinking.
Operating Instructions:
1. Point remote at subject
2. Push any button
3. Hope for the best
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£5.99Sat Nag
Irritating. Annoying. Infuriating. Sat Nag - the in-car nagging system. A spoof sat-nav unit with lenticular screen. Push the button to hear one of 25 highly irritating comments.
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£9.99Sharp-End Pup Pencil Sharpener
Seeing as the cat flavoured sharpener sells so phenomenally well, for all those dog lovers (or haters) out there, here's an equally cute canine version. This time he comes equipped with basket to catch the pencil shavings, and woofs instead of meows.
Size is 15 x 12 x 4cm
No dogs were harmed in making this product.
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£3.00Sharp-End Cat Pencil Sharpener - Black
Suitable for both cat lovers and haters, the Sharp-End Cat Pencil Sharpener will get you closer than is normally comfortable to a cat’s behind. Take a deep breath and sharpen your pencils in the business end of this funky feline.
This cat bum pencil sharpener comes complete with an internal sound chip which goes MEEOOWW every time the pencil is inserted. There’s no need to worry about mess either as this well-trained cat comes with a litter tray to collect the pencil shavings.
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£5.99Voucher CodesCode -
EARLYBIRD10Promotion - 10% Off
Expires - 31st October 2009
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FIVE25Promotion - Spend £25, get 5% off
Expires - 31st October 2009
